Monday, February 2, 2009

i hate mondays

 The digital clock says its 6:15. It plays a loud beeping noise. He takes the clock and throws it to the other side of his room. He gets up slowly. he yawns and rubs his eyes. He picks up his towel up from the floor. He makes his way to the bathroom. He takes a cold bath. Then, brushes his teeth . Top part 13 times and bottom part the same. He puts on his school uniform. He does his tie in front of his red mirror he bought a few weeks ago from Ikea.  He styles his wavy black hair in a unique way. He stares at himself at the mirror for a couple of seconds.

  He makes his way downstairs. He takes a slice of bread and makes his way out. Without kissing his mother goodbye. He leaves a old-upset lady alone. Whilst he is walking out of his front porch. He slowly takes out his ipod nano. He clicks to paramore and plays it at full blast. Whilst he walks he has his hands in his pocket and he looks down at the floor. He carries a red and white body glove bag on his back that is filled with books. When he reaches to the front of his school gates. he folds his arms and says to him self. " I hate Mondays"

 So HE walks into school. HE walks up to his locker. HE puts his bag in it. He passes the '' School Jock'',  Brian. I guess you can say his a rich guy but his not the brightest bulb in the closet. So, as usual. He pushes him around. Calls him names like. " Dork, loser and so on , but he just walks on. When Brian noticed that he was ignored. He grabbed him , pushed him to the wall  and says. " I was talking to you" in an angrily manor. Unsuspectingly HE  kicks him in the shin. Brian drops to the ground. HE, without thinking kicked Brian again in the stomach and he runs away. As soon as Brian got up. Brian and his friends chased after him. Luckily HE is the number 1 track runner in school. They pass the school corridor. He does a quick corner turn. When Brian try to do the same move. He hits the discipline teacher, Ms. Ross. Ms.Ross is one crazy bitch. You would not like to bump into her. She got up and says " why the hell are you running in the corridor! That is it Brian detention for you and your hooligan friends".  HE looks back and sees Brian mouthing " I'll get you ". HE, just kept walking. He was looking down and he bump into a girl. Her books drops to the floor. " Oh, im so sorry" HE says. " its ok" she says. " let me get those for you" He says. " so whats your name?" He asked. " Rachel.. Rachel Adams. Rachel Replies. " and yours is?" " you can just call me HE?' he replies. "ok". So HE walks Rachel to her locker. " so .. heres my stop" says Rachel. " Oh , ok .. nice meeting you" HE says. " Same here". " See you around". "yeh sure". HE says. HE walks  away. Then, he looks back at her and waves goodbye. 

So the next day. He did the same routin . Brushed teeth, took bread, left lonely old lady, PARAMORE! When he got to school. He was walking to his locker. When HE saw Brian and his ''crew'' staring at him. In the corner. '' Sorry, im not gay'' He said to them. HE saw Brian's face get red. '' OH SHIT ''  and HE started running. Brian and his '' crew '' chased after him. Brian finally caught up to HE. Brian picked HE up and threw him to the wall. Two of Brian's friends picked him up and held him up so that Brian can punch HE in the stomach. HE started caughing up blood. '' Had enough?'' Brian said. HE said nothing. HE just spat out his blood in Brian's face.'' You son of a bitch! ''. Brian raised his fist. " I wouldn't do that if i were you.'' Outta nowhere. Miss Ross appears. Oh shit. thank god. HE was saying in his head." Brian, put  the poor boy down.'' Brian dropped HE. Brian was pissing in his pants. Because everyone is scared of Miss Ross. She told him to come to her office. '' Brian, this is it. You are to be expelled'' She said. '' But-''. '' NO BUTS!'' Miss Ross interupted. '' Get your stuff and get out!''. HE saw Brian packing his stuff. Brian left the school shamefully. As soon as Brian walked out the door. HE started jumping around the school. Until he hit Rachel again. '' OMG! Im soo sorry''. '' Its ok.... again.'' They both got up and looked at each other. '' You know.. your err very pretty'' HE said to Rachel. '' Are you flirting with me?'' Rachel said.. '' No.. why is it working?'' HE said..'' No.''  she just walked away. HE grabbed her hand. " wait let me start over. Do u wanna  watch or movie or something?''. " err... ok why not " Rachel said. She wrote her number on a peice of paper and gave it to HE. "cool.. thnkx". Rachel walked away.  HE started jumping around like crazy.As soon as he got home from school. HE straight away called her. They went to watch a movie. It was " Maid of Honour". So Rachel was officially HE's gf.

 

   The next week. With a gf in his hand, his bully outta the way. HE woke up. Picked up his towel from the rack. Took a shower. Brushed his teeth in a normal way. He wore his uniform. Styled his hair. He went downstairs and had a proper breakfast. After that, HE kissed his mother goodbye. Leaving a happy old women at home. HE took out his ipod and listened to paramore at a low volume. His bag was not that full. He walked to school with Rachel. " Hey baby" she said to HE. '' Hey Babe " he said. They walked to school together. Holding hands. They got the front gate of school and HE says to Rachel " I love Mondays"


THE END!!!!!

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